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A soft, retro-inspired velveteen blanket printed with a playful, low-stakes humor design that reads as a lighthearted admission of needing a break from adulting. Rounded, bubbly lettering in warm pastel tones is surrounded by small, cozy icons (coffee cup, alarm clock, plant, checklist) that reinforce a gentle, self-deprecating mood aligned with the trying-but-not-trying trend. The plush velveteen surface and vivid one-sided print make this blanket a comfy, relatable layer for lounging, working from home, or quiet self-care moments while nodding to Gen Z/Millennial humor.
Product features
- 100% polyester or 83% polyester, 17% spandex printable face
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²), extra soft to the touch
- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color
- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability
- Meets flammability and chemical compliance standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
I Can't Adult Today Velveteen Plush Blanket | Low-Stakes Humor, Retro Bubbly
€22,22