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This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a playful, cheeky vibe — two bright heart-shaped lollipops sit above bold lettering that reads “They aren’t going to suck themselves.” The midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend drapes with a relaxed, classic fit and a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape. Soft, tubular construction means fewer seams and a smooth look. Wear it to add humor to a laid-back night out, a casual date, or when you want to make friends laugh at a gathering. The design’s candy-bright colors pop against the dark fabric, giving the sweatshirt a fun, slightly rebellious energy that fits right into cozy evenings, low-key parties, and playful gift exchanges.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, comfortable fit
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength
- Embroidery option available (left/center chest or wrists) and DTF neck labels with DTG prints
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; made with ethically grown US cotton and safety-compliant materials
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Crewneck Sweatshirt — Funny Lollipop Graphic “They Aren’t Going to Suck Themselves”
€24,99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.90 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 85.09 | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 100.33 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, comfortable fit
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength
- Embroidery option available (left/center chest or wrists) and DTF neck labels with DTG prints
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; made with ethically grown US cotton and safety-compliant materials
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean